REDeology- Voice of a Renegade…

Well, being the lazy ass I am, I’d have never created a blog for myself… It was this particular bulletin I posted on Friensdster that led to this… As usual, I had to voice my opinion about some issue and it garnered quite a postive response among those in my friends’ list… So much so that a couple of people encouraged me to start blogging… So,here I am… If you’re wondering, what big shit bulletin could it have been,  here it is for your perusal… Nothing great, just my usual social critic commentary… Quite crappy anyway but it has all the right to find it’s place in my blog for posterity… So, rambling starts… NOW!

"The Bulletin: Now, who the hell is Vikneswaran and do you think I give a hoot about why he has a simple profile? About 15-20 people on my list posted a bulletin on that with a link to his page… Best part is, his goddamn account is suspended…

Since I’m on it and I’m so free in camp and I don’t have a damn blog, lemme just lament here…

All the funny bulletins I get in a week… One says “ Pls don’t steal my pics” of a particular celebrity…Damn sad and sympathetic la… As though they bought exclusive rights from Reuters…

Then there’s those which say some scarfaced woman would be standing behind you when you look into the mirror, if you don’t repost some crap bulletin about this girl who slashed her face… I read the bulletin, did NOT repost it and all I saw in the mirror behind me was my toilet bowl…

I don’t know whether you read about the one titled *how sex starts* That’s a laugh… About how a smile leads to a laugh which in turn leads to a hug and so on till sex… If it was that easy I’d be waking up on a different bed, EVERY day…Don’t think I’ll have any female friends anymore…Actually, the world would be better if the bulletin was true… Yeah!

Then, the 1001 bulletins about how you should treat a girl… On one hand women tell us to be ourselves… On the other, they create bulletins on how we SHOULD treat them… Like they are some electronic accessory and these bulletins are user manuals… Girls, how your man treats you should come direct from his heart, not through some lame crap forward bulletin…

And then there was this nonsense about mum on friendster… Some girl’s mother was on Friendster and some shadow crept up behind her and brutally murdered her… Ok, though the plot sounds as soapy as some B-grade Emraan Hashmi Hindi movie, do you guys really buy that crap? People are lame enough to forward the bulletin cos it says “hat
same shadow will be standing behind you in 5minutes ready to kill you unless you spread this information to different people. I’d suggest you hurry up and repost MY MOM IS
ON friendster!” What the hell?

Then, there’s all this stuff about how men only go for looks… True enough, we do go for looks, I admit. But not as if women fantasize about Danny Devito, Kumar or Moses Lim right? They only swoon over the likes of Will Smith and Brad Pitt right?

Ok, after all the blathering, lemme come to the main point… I’m still alive after reading those chain bulletins and so will you… So, stop being lame and just don’t give a heck after reading those messages…

Secondly, I shall make use of this chance to publicize an upcoming production… Most Friendster bulletins condemn men and tell us how to treat our ladies right. For a change, if you wanna know men’s inner feelings, their sorrows which are not exposed and how even some men are abused by their female counter parts, you should catch UllaeVeliyae- The Forbidden Grief. This RDG production will be staged on 4 & 5^th Aug @ Jubilee Hall. For tickets please call 96357496. More info on the bulletin I posted two days back… Go backtrack to 12 July…

Repost this bulletin within the next 5 minutes or you shall be cursed with a mouth that smells like baby’s poop for the next 13 years. "

So, that was it folks… What made me start a blog… Seeya!

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